In
November, Alaska faces a very important vote. That's right, a
vote to re-legalise cannabis and marijuana. Bunny huggers and
granola eaters state wide are dancing in the street, and why not
this means they don't have to hide their stash anymore. Me I could
care either way, lets face it, it's just another thing for big
brother to tax the hell out of and for the right-wingers to get
their panties in a bundle over.
Cigarets
are practically illegal, and alcohol is next on the chopping block,
so dam we're going to need some kind of stimulant to keep the
ugly population reproducing. The people I really feel sorry for
are the tobacco and alcohol manufacturers. Competing against weed
is pretty much a loosing battle for them. What am I thinking about,
I am sure there is already an Anhieser Bush division already in
the works, and this just may be what saves Phillip Morris (only
now it's Phillip Marijuana). Really I can see a team effort here,
tobacco fields will be changed over to pot fields and the breweries
will be used as drying and packaging facilities. Soon we'll be
seeing the Marajuanaboro man and riding a clidsdale, huffin on
a doobie stuffin his face with a hotdog. Then comes the different
kind of joint choice, reds, mediums, or 100's (for those days
when you actually have to do something).
Crime
rate, Wow what a bonus, no more people fighting in the streets
over marijuana (like they ever did anyway). I foresee the whole
crime rate decreasing over the years, because (lets face it) the
last thing a criminal wants to do when he's stoned is robe a liquer
store. No, I see Americas consumption of nachos, twinkles, and
Mountain Dew rising considerably. Hey that will increase jobs,
which will help the economy.
Realistically,
this is a hard thing due to the fact that it has been outlawed
for so long. the testing is pretty inconsise (they can only tell
you have smoked some within the past 30 days). What about job
related usage? how do you say some one who's say a lawyer can
smoke it but a truck driver cant, a cop no, a fireman yes, who
decides that? Kinda tuff when you think about it huh. If it's
legal and you are denied a job because you come up hot, is that
discrimination?
I
have gotten a little off of the beaten path here, I mean we are
talking only about Alaska for now. If it passes I think I will
suggest some new state slogans; "Move to Alaska, you'll be
cold, but you'll be high, so you wont care" or how about
"Alaska, lava lamps and VW's welcome" oh better yet
"Alaska, we're open when we get there, man". One cool
thing about it is, oil wont be one of our only exports anymore.
Shit ya lets give all of those third world countries that have
been flooding our borders with dirt weed a run for their money
and fill their upper classes with some good American shit.
America, the world
police, little do they know we'll just get their country wasted
then mark up the prices on the stuff.
